| Easy 
            As Pie | 
         
         
           
             By 
              Joe Smith  
            It's a perfect 
              day for Easter. Cows are grazing in the pasture next to the Caspar 
              Lighthouse Church of the Foursquare Gospel. Like absent-minded professors 
              browsing in a library of rare books, they pick from among only the 
              choicest, the greenest of grasses. Lupines blaze in all their glory 
              along the barbed-wire fence. Sun is everywhere. The light appears 
              to be glowing from inside things rather than glancing off them. 
              The pink ribbons fluttering from the Easter bonnet of the little 
              girl skipping up the sidewalk to the church steps are alive with 
              sunlight. Even the peals of the simple bell in the belfry are full 
              of light. It's as though incandescent daffodils inhabit each ringing 
              tone ...  
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          | Negroni, 
            Puttanesca: Heaven on Earth | 
         
         
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              By 
              Louis Martin 
            I 
              was hanging out 
              at Tosca's a few weeks back when it struck me to ask Richard, the 
              bartender, what his favorite drink was. I was expecting a moment's 
              silence, a little mental searching, but his answer came without 
              hesitation: "Negroni," he said. Now one of the little 
              stories about the Negroni is that it makes you decisive. So maybe 
              that was the Negroni kicking in. I amor was, I should saya 
              Martini guy and had never heard of the drink. "Let's talk about 
              this drink in a week or so," I said. It was Friday and Tosca's 
              was filling up with that young crowd of professionals just getting 
              off of work downtown. You see them on Fridays, never during the 
              week.... 
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          | Almost 
            Like Spring | 
         
         
           
             By 
              Louis Martin 
            I am making 
              the rounds. Le Central, B44, Enrico's. It is cool now but no longer 
              icy cold. The wind is no longer shoving you down the street, just 
              gently pressuring you to keep moving. A Kettle One martini at Central 
              provides some internal heat, a Woodford Reserve bourbon at B44 more, 
              and now an Old-Fashioned at Enrico's Sidewalk Cafe completes the 
              job; I am warm toast just out of the toaster. I have been assigned 
              to cover the bars in San Francisco for a weekyes, I'm the 
              "booze editor"and in the City this is a serious 
              assignment. It also gives you the right to drink during the day. 
              Salud! ... 
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          | Metamorphoses | 
         
         
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              By 
              Joe Smith 
            The eclectic 
              spiritual retreat of Dharma Farm nestles in the hills beyond the 
              reach of our coastal fog, in the transition zone between forest 
              and chaparral, where redwoods give way to pin oaks and manzanitas. 
              A cluster of jerry-built cabins, yurts and tee-pees, it's usually 
              as quiet as the inside of a discarded shoe, an ideal environment 
              for those seeking enlightenment via one of the many paths imported 
              from countries on the other side of the Pacific. Today, however, 
              Dharma Farm is the site of a fiesta, a noisy, Texas-style barbecue 
              to celebrate the visit of a lama from Tibet. Built more like a sumo 
              wrestler than a monk, the lama sports a perpetual, disarming smile, 
              a row of white teeth set between glistening parentheses of melted 
              butter and hickory smoke sauce.... 
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          | Clement 
            Street: The New Chinatown | 
         
         
           
             By 
              Nina Wu 
            Clement Street, 
              traditionally an ethnic neighborhood, is fast gaining its reputation 
              as San Franciscos New Chinatown. It has a long history of 
              immigration, beginning with the Irish in the 1900s, followed by 
              Swiss dairy farmers, the Jewish, Russians, Japanese and most recently 
              immigrants from the Far East. Nearly half the residents today are 
              of Asian or Pacific Island origin. Stroll 
              along Clement and youll see that the array of produce shops, 
              restaurants, cafes, and businesses lining Clement Street from Arguello 
              to 25th present a definitive Asian presence. Clement is where visitors 
              can shop for ... 
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          | Knots 
            & Sazerac | 
         
         
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              By 
              Louis Martin 
            With a little 
              time on my hands, no girlfriend even on the horizon, and my friend 
              Bill up on the Mattole River fly fishing following a series of scandalous 
              articles he wrote on the sex industryscandalous because of 
              the "firsthand" methods he used to obtain information 
              for these articlesI thought I might get out my fly-fishing 
              equipment and see if I could rig it up. You see, when things get 
              bad, Bill escapes to some favorite fishing spot he has and chills 
              out. Maybe, I thought, I should be doing the same. But about my 
              equipment: I had never used it. To be honest, I had never been able 
              to tie the knots required for a proper leader. Off and on, since 
              I had bought my equipment, I have tried. God, 
              have I tried. But it's no easy trick. If you "have a life" 
              and a job as well, you may not have the time. I have a job now but 
              not much of a life.... 
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